WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE AND OLD PEOPLE ???: I'm the most prettiest person in the world. Its chelsea BITCH!! Taylor: pretty? i've seen dogs prettier than you but wait you are a female dog *smiles* Joe: BURN!! SSHH!! YOU ARE SMOKING TAY!! Kevin: *hits him* yo only i can say that!! Joe: whateva but its true Chelsea: still the same stupid ass joe.. later losers *winks at kevin* Taylor: BYE CHELSEA BITCH!! Chelsea: what did you call me? Taylor: you told me that your name is chelsea bitch so im calling you by your proper name Joe: damn!! who knew ya girl can be so fiesty?!! fiesty is sexy!! *looks at taylor* Kevin and Selena: HEY!! Joe: what?! Kevin: do you like taylor? Joe: I -- With Nemi Nemi: *on plane floor making out* Old lady: you kids better stop!! Nick: we dont want to Old lady: dont talk back!! *hits nick with her purse* Nick: STOP!! Demi: LOOK GRANDMA GIVE ME MY BOYFRIEND OR I WILL KICK YOUR PRUNY ASS!! Old lady: *scared* yes mam *mutters: bitch* Demi: *grabs old lady and kicks her to joe* SHE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW Old lady: WHO YOU CALLIN A PROBLEM?!! *looks at joe* hey you're the one at the hospital!! Joe: oh yeah Old lady: well im single *touches joe on his shoulder* Joe: look lady you're way too old for me and im taken Old lady: fine *goes back to seat and mutters: first that bitch kicked me and now i got turned down by that sexy beast* With Jelena and Kevin Kevin: so joe tell us!! do you like taylor? Joe: i -- uhh look CHURROS!! Selena: they have churros on a plane? Kevin: no JOE!! *joe is not there* With Nemi Nick: damn you are sexy Joe: *thinks: uhh eww this is nasty!!* taylor is sexier!! Nemi: WHAT?!! Joe: taylor is se- Nick: what about selena? Joe: yeah about that.. the first time i met taylor i fell in love Demi: then why didnt you break up with selena? Joe: becuz she might cry.. *looks down* Demi: ya big baby Joe: y-yeah im too chicken to tell her Demi: tell her tonight Joe: okayy.. *smiles* love ya dems *hugs her* Nick: *kinda jealous and continues making out with demi* At Hawaiin Airport Taylor: LATER CHELSEA BITCH Chelsea: rigt back at you WHORE Kevin: back off chels you bitchy lesbian whore!! Joe: BURN!! Chelsea: *rolls eyes* you're going to be mine kevin Kevin: NEVER!! *kisses taylor* Chelsea and Joe: *jealous* Selena: joe can i talk to you? Joe: I'll explain everything tonight Selena: *happy* okay Nick: TO THE RESORT!! At Resort Demi: we have a huge bed Nick: YES!! now I can enjoy being ALONE with you Demi: *pushes nick onto bed* this fast enough for ya? Nick: nope not fast enough *slides her pants off* Demi: *takes off his shirt* Nick: *takes her shirt off and kisses her neck* Demi: *moans and takes off his pants* Nick: *about to unclip her bra when someone knocks on door* damn. just when we were getting into it *puts his clothes on* Demi: *puts all her clothes on and opens door* what? Miley: i wanted to see my nicky. so you guys having any fights? Nick: no i love demi too much to be mad at her Miley: what if she cheated? Nick: of course i'd be mad Miley: *shows him a picture* mad now? Nick: YOU CHEATED ON ME??!! Demi: no i never did Nick: whatever miley lets go *leaves with miley* Demi: *picks up the picture* this isnt me.. its obviously photoshopped. damn nick must be blind not to notice that *goes in miley's room* ni-- *drops picture and just stand there* Nick: what? Demi: you guys were about to do "it"? Nick: well yeah since you did it with mitchel.. i thought it would be payback Demi: the photo's photoshopped you dumb ass!! *leaves crying* Nick: *looks at photo carefully* that isnt demi!! thats you *looks at miley* Miley: what?! no it isnt!! Nick: demi doesnt have a tattoo on her wrist. but you do Miley: crap!! so what if i photoshopped it? im doing whats best for you Nick: if you loved me you would just let me be happy Miley: but you're never happy with that hoebag Nick: yes i am you worthless bitch *leaves* Meanwhile with Jelena Joe: Sel I have something to tell you Selena: what? Joe: I like Taylor. I lost my feelings for you. I'm sorry Selena: But I still love you and I always will Joe: im sorry but i dont feel the same way *leaves* Did you guys see the Jonas Brothers new 3d movie sneak peek? it was awesome!! I still need to finish my essay which is due tomorrow and I havent done anything. School sucks. But the only good thing about it is that I get to see HIM [: Yes the one!! [: I love him!! Ok hope you enjoyed!!

Author: iluvnemi4ever777
Keywords: nemi nick jonas demi lovato iluvnemi4ever777
Added: January 6, 2009

this is my puppy,jade.she is a girl of course. and my friend Martha.

Author: ManaDana
Keywords: JM jade martha
Added: January 5, 2009

We are currently looking for the same type of female for him. Here's his profile below. Name: Xiao bao bei (Little babe) Sex: Male Age: One Location: Taipei, Taiwan Type; Middle Red Poodle Height: 85cm BWH: 42/37/37cm Personality: Gentle, passionate, outgoing More information plz go to http://www.wretch.cc/blog/imgracenow/12959377

Author: YunRuLin
Keywords: dog girlfriend virgin red poodle taipei taiwan teddy wanted sex cute sexy adorable lovely gentle passionate outgoing
Added: January 5, 2009

I was thinking about Thee old Genesis 1:27 saying last night:" So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. That is a little bit of double talk right there. You never see god depicted as a woman in the Jewdeo-Christian, Muslim, Abrahamic religions do you? Ah, but that would be a goddess and but mentioning her is still a capital crime in some of our current US Presidential Adminsitration's favorite nation allies. Hopefully they won't start WWIII before Jan. 20th. In spite of the fact that according to the US media stating as fact that neither GW Bush's nor Dick Cheney's stools are odifferous, I think I smell something. If "he" created us like himself then certain things that we do you would think "he" would do too. Now my fine handsome and wealthy gentleman friends, let us review a brief history of the god mammon: In western Classical Antiquity, beginning 8-7 century BC, theism was the fundamental belief that supported the divine right of the State (Polis, later the Roman Empire). Historically, any person who did not believe in any deity supported by the State was fair game to accusations of atheism, a capital crime [2]. History is proof that we humanists are the new kids on the block. The god phenomena allowed rulers who professed god to create kingdoms larger that what an individually physically strong intelligent tribal warlord could overcome. So by using the psychological tool god, the alpha human became something more powerful than what can be attributed as a result of the individual alphas physical strength and cunningness. Although Moses (1450 - 1410 B.C.) told gods people they were not to covet thy neighbors' wife, he had two. Moses took all the people's gold away to the temple so him and god could do what they wanted to with it. Moses got to eat the people's burnt offerings to make sure they were good enough for god. Moreover to paraphrase, Moses, he in the name of god, told the "chosen people", they were to hate, not mate with, and kill all people that were not Hebrews, if they could not enslave them that is. Hum, quite the alpha dog this Moses and his sidekick god.

Author: wiscokiddd
Keywords: God Religion Politics Humanist
Added: January 4, 2009

translated from chinese subtitles. might contain inaccuracies ):

Author: xoxluurve
Keywords: suju ftisland 2PM eunhyuk shindong hongki chansung
Added: January 2, 2009

LYRICS www.myspace.com/doosezmusic Chorus You did me dirty had me worried i wasnt giving you space you had me fooled broke the rules so now get out my face I loved you I use to trust you but now ima let everybody judge you dont say nothing to me, I dont know you verse1 She did me dirty its for certain Ive been urging to get over it she lied she woun no virgin busted open to her ovalry and she wasnt honest atleast she could owe me that she cheated with this saint name louis like the show me state i like to broke his face but i had to calm it down cuz if the cops came im sure i'll be going downtown was lost but now im found im free internaly from this female dog who just turned on me i fed equality, she bit my hand off she said they was just talking, but they had their pants off dang, all this comotion got potent emotions to floating and moving in motion no more devoting. Chorus verse2 I just get sick at the stomach I get weak and then start to vomit demonic intentions coming this guy laughing like he want it I warned him but my patience for this chick is like a mason its built up im in it deep, my cup of love is filled up my homey told me back when i met her to take it slow not to invest in one thing cuz chances are you'll go broke but what ya mind dont wanna know it'll ignore it and still go and do the very thing and everything else dont matter no mo

Author: woodie73088
Keywords: "GOD's son" woodie "KING JESUS CHRIST" doosez
Added: January 1, 2009

TWO BUDGIES (PARROTS). NAME: LING-LING(FEMALE: THE LIGHT YELLOW/GREEN/ BLUE) AND ORBI (MALE:YELLOW/GREEN/BLUE) AND MY DOG BLACKY! BY THE WAY MY DOG LOVE TO BE VIDEO TAPE A LOT JUST LIKE MY MOM! ;)

Author: BOO9631
Keywords: BUDGIES PARROTS
Added: January 1, 2009

(Please read this discription first.) ZeroXYuki are forever. Even Kaname can't come between them! Kaname... Ooh, he's good. He may be hot, but he is a sly dog... *sigh* ¬_¬.. Kaname, one day... One day... Anyway, I made this because I got a new CD today. A Europe CD! W00T!! ^.^ I really like Europe. I know it's 80's rock music, but hey, no problem with a little change with my music... eh? Hope you like this video and song as much as I do. I love Vampire Knight! ^,..,^ Song: The Final Countdown, By: Europe, Album: Europe- Super Hits.

Author: GothicMaidenXX666
Keywords: vk vampire kngiht zero kiryu kaname kuran yuki cross anime manga
Added: January 1, 2009

I love my dog :3 She is an 8-year old female Bichon if anyone was wondering Also.. she is named after my sister's middle name, which happens to be Nicole! We were young when we got her and didn't know better xD.

Author: twotaileddemon
Keywords: twotaileddemon Nicole bichon eating
Added: December 31, 2008

And Princess Tiffany always wins! See the full version @ www.clips4sale.com/studio/11667

Author: 1BlackBitchBeauty
Keywords: Financial domination money slave slavery pay shopping human ATM cash pet female submissive men dominant mean girls brat bitches ebony Princess Tiffany
Added: December 31, 2008

This was my dog, Meelah's (german shepherd cross - brown, female), first christmas. In the video, she is 7 days short of her first birthday. She was quite happy with her presents; Her first ever plushie (bone) and the first time she has ever had a proper non-broken squeaky toy too! Mind you, the squeak last all of five minutes before she broke it, hehe. She sure loved Christmas! Charlie (4 yr old Elkhound cross, grey, male) doesn't mind Christmas, but he just rather you give him the treats and be done with it. He has no interest in squeaky toys whatsoever, they annoy him if anything. He had a blast stealing Meelah's squeakers and laying on them so she couldn't get them and so that they wouldn't make noise.

Author: CharlieandMeelah
Keywords: charlie meelah dogs mixed breed fetch christmas first toys squeaky german shepherd norwegian elkhound
Added: December 31, 2008

ITS A FEMALE so it needs a female name. i've had her for soo long..still no name...do u have any ideas??? if not just enjoy

Author: KINGbiggypac
Keywords: leopard gecko animal pet herp reptile lizard needs name santogold creator
Added: December 30, 2008

What a pleasure to have such lovely bundles of joy at your feet!! Select males and one female puppy remain from this wonderful breeding at Vom Schaferbach Rottweiler: Home of Exquisite German Rottweilers From top German bloodlines, correct temperament and conformation are of utmost importance! No difference whether a pet, obedience or a working dog is what is sought, Vom Schaferbach Rottweilers will deliver! These magnificent dogs are sure to please and above all love their families. We look forward to hearing from you soon. Currently there are select males and one female available from this exceptional litter. Mambo von der Crossener Ranch is grandsire to these puppies with other such names including, but not limited to: Champ von der Scherau Krabbe von der Scherau Xelly von der Burgthann Rick von Der Burgthann www.vomschaferbach.com

Author: VomSchaferbach
Keywords: "rottweiler puppies" rott rottweiler "akc puppies" "German rottweiler" "puppies for sale" "purebred rottweiler" AKC ADRK champion dog puppies puppy cute adorable "for sale"
Added: December 29, 2008

1 month old Chinese Sharpei in Southern Arizona. She's playing with my daughter's Teddy Bear on her bed. This was the smallest of the litter, we had to bottle feed her formula to avoid her from suffering malnourishment, the larger pups would not allow her to feed from mama, here she is strong and healthy now.

Author: omarguevara3
Keywords: Sharpei "Chinese Sharpei"
Added: December 29, 2008

From the cd Backed in Black. Acoustic versions with female voices. --- Female acoustic versions of AC/DC songs? Yes, it's a gimmick, but it works on its own terms. And it's a sweet irony, considering AC/DC's music has always been macho, swaggering boys' anthems. So what happens when you put an army of Lilith Fair-ready female artists to these tunes? Something pretty good, actually. In fact, the best track on here is the opener, Sunny Hodge's unbelievably sweet, feminine "Hells Bells". The original, with its spare, ominous electric guitar riff and slow grinding groove, is the last song I'd expected to work in this context, but Hodge turns the riff into an almost primitive-blues acoustic riff while her thin, sweet voice turns the cock-rock lyrics into something so bizarre, you just have to grin. Single-name artist Patty does a good job turning "Highway to Hell" into a country-rock busking tune (I've sung that song with this arrangement, myself), and Leslie King is also great on "You Shook Me All Night Long". "Back in Black", though, suffers from cover artist Reyo Bikkin's inability to hit those Brian Johnson high notes on the chorus, rendering those feral "Back in black!" hooks rather flaccid. Strange and weirdly interesting. My big gripe is that, excluding the two "bonus tracks" ending the disc ("Highway to Hell" and "For Those about to Rock"), they did every song off the Back in Black album, thus rendering the song selection very limited. Imagined if they'd had someone do "Rising Power", "Thunderstruck" or "Let There Be Rock" with an acoustic guitar and female vocals! Review written by D. Mok, is available on amazon.com --- Check out the other tracks. 1. Hells Bells - Sunny Hodge 2. Shoot To Thrill - Marmalade 3. What Do You Do For Money Honey - Nikki Boyer 4. Given The Dog A Bone - My Sister Amazing 5. Let Me Put My Love Into You - Erin Alden 6. Back In Black - Reyo Bikkin 7. You Shook Me All Night Long - Leslie King 8. Have A Drink On Me - Kerstin Wiberg 9. Shake A Leg - Kate Higgins 10. Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - Roxanne Morentern 11. Highway To Hell - Patty 12. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) - Jessica Will

Author: janaflau
Keywords: for those about to rock we salute you acoustic ac/dc tribute backed in black jessica will
Added: December 29, 2008

From the cd Backed in Black. Acoustic versions with female voices. --- Female acoustic versions of AC/DC songs? Yes, it's a gimmick, but it works on its own terms. And it's a sweet irony, considering AC/DC's music has always been macho, swaggering boys' anthems. So what happens when you put an army of Lilith Fair-ready female artists to these tunes? Something pretty good, actually. In fact, the best track on here is the opener, Sunny Hodge's unbelievably sweet, feminine "Hells Bells". The original, with its spare, ominous electric guitar riff and slow grinding groove, is the last song I'd expected to work in this context, but Hodge turns the riff into an almost primitive-blues acoustic riff while her thin, sweet voice turns the cock-rock lyrics into something so bizarre, you just have to grin. Single-name artist Patty does a good job turning "Highway to Hell" into a country-rock busking tune (I've sung that song with this arrangement, myself), and Leslie King is also great on "You Shook Me All Night Long". "Back in Black", though, suffers from cover artist Reyo Bikkin's inability to hit those Brian Johnson high notes on the chorus, rendering those feral "Back in black!" hooks rather flaccid. Strange and weirdly interesting. My big gripe is that, excluding the two "bonus tracks" ending the disc ("Highway to Hell" and "For Those about to Rock"), they did every song off the Back in Black album, thus rendering the song selection very limited. Imagined if they'd had someone do "Rising Power", "Thunderstruck" or "Let There Be Rock" with an acoustic guitar and female vocals! Review written by D. Mok, is available on amazon.com --- Check out the other tracks. 1. Hells Bells - Sunny Hodge 2. Shoot To Thrill - Marmalade 3. What Do You Do For Money Honey - Nikki Boyer 4. Given The Dog A Bone - My Sister Amazing 5. Let Me Put My Love Into You - Erin Alden 6. Back In Black - Reyo Bikkin 7. You Shook Me All Night Long - Leslie King 8. Have A Drink On Me - Kerstin Wiberg 9. Shake A Leg - Kate Higgins 10. Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - Roxanne Morentern 11. Highway To Hell - Patty 12. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) - Jessica Will

Author: janaflau
Keywords: highway to hell acoustic ac/dc tribute backed in black patty
Added: December 29, 2008

From the cd Backed in Black. Acoustic versions with female voices. --- Female acoustic versions of AC/DC songs? Yes, it's a gimmick, but it works on its own terms. And it's a sweet irony, considering AC/DC's music has always been macho, swaggering boys' anthems. So what happens when you put an army of Lilith Fair-ready female artists to these tunes? Something pretty good, actually. In fact, the best track on here is the opener, Sunny Hodge's unbelievably sweet, feminine "Hells Bells". The original, with its spare, ominous electric guitar riff and slow grinding groove, is the last song I'd expected to work in this context, but Hodge turns the riff into an almost primitive-blues acoustic riff while her thin, sweet voice turns the cock-rock lyrics into something so bizarre, you just have to grin. Single-name artist Patty does a good job turning "Highway to Hell" into a country-rock busking tune (I've sung that song with this arrangement, myself), and Leslie King is also great on "You Shook Me All Night Long". "Back in Black", though, suffers from cover artist Reyo Bikkin's inability to hit those Brian Johnson high notes on the chorus, rendering those feral "Back in black!" hooks rather flaccid. Strange and weirdly interesting. My big gripe is that, excluding the two "bonus tracks" ending the disc ("Highway to Hell" and "For Those about to Rock"), they did every song off the Back in Black album, thus rendering the song selection very limited. Imagined if they'd had someone do "Rising Power", "Thunderstruck" or "Let There Be Rock" with an acoustic guitar and female vocals! Review written by D. Mok, is available on amazon.com --- Check out the other tracks. 1. Hells Bells - Sunny Hodge 2. Shoot To Thrill - Marmalade 3. What Do You Do For Money Honey - Nikki Boyer 4. Given The Dog A Bone - My Sister Amazing 5. Let Me Put My Love Into You - Erin Alden 6. Back In Black - Reyo Bikkin 7. You Shook Me All Night Long - Leslie King 8. Have A Drink On Me - Kerstin Wiberg 9. Shake A Leg - Kate Higgins 10. Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - Roxanne Morentern 11. Highway To Hell - Patty 12. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) - Jessica Will

Author: janaflau
Keywords: rock and roll ain't noise polution acoustic ac/dc tribute backed in black roxanne morentern
Added: December 29, 2008

From the cd Backed in Black. Acoustic versions with female voices. --- Female acoustic versions of AC/DC songs? Yes, it's a gimmick, but it works on its own terms. And it's a sweet irony, considering AC/DC's music has always been macho, swaggering boys' anthems. So what happens when you put an army of Lilith Fair-ready female artists to these tunes? Something pretty good, actually. In fact, the best track on here is the opener, Sunny Hodge's unbelievably sweet, feminine "Hells Bells". The original, with its spare, ominous electric guitar riff and slow grinding groove, is the last song I'd expected to work in this context, but Hodge turns the riff into an almost primitive-blues acoustic riff while her thin, sweet voice turns the cock-rock lyrics into something so bizarre, you just have to grin. Single-name artist Patty does a good job turning "Highway to Hell" into a country-rock busking tune (I've sung that song with this arrangement, myself), and Leslie King is also great on "You Shook Me All Night Long". "Back in Black", though, suffers from cover artist Reyo Bikkin's inability to hit those Brian Johnson high notes on the chorus, rendering those feral "Back in black!" hooks rather flaccid. Strange and weirdly interesting. My big gripe is that, excluding the two "bonus tracks" ending the disc ("Highway to Hell" and "For Those about to Rock"), they did every song off the Back in Black album, thus rendering the song selection very limited. Imagined if they'd had someone do "Rising Power", "Thunderstruck" or "Let There Be Rock" with an acoustic guitar and female vocals! Review written by D. Mok, is available on amazon.com --- Check out the other tracks. 1. Hells Bells - Sunny Hodge 2. Shoot To Thrill - Marmalade 3. What Do You Do For Money Honey - Nikki Boyer 4. Given The Dog A Bone - My Sister Amazing 5. Let Me Put My Love Into You - Erin Alden 6. Back In Black - Reyo Bikkin 7. You Shook Me All Night Long - Leslie King 8. Have A Drink On Me - Kerstin Wiberg 9. Shake A Leg - Kate Higgins 10. Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - Roxanne Morentern 11. Highway To Hell - Patty 12. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) - Jessica Will

Author: janaflau
Keywords: shake leg acoustic ac/dc tribute backed in black kate higgins
Added: December 29, 2008

this video is for my dog Pooch who passed away at december 19 2008 i miss him i love you poochie!

Author: danielle102222
Keywords: poochie dog missm you
Added: December 29, 2008

From the cd Backed in Black. Acoustic versions with female voices. --- Female acoustic versions of AC/DC songs? Yes, it's a gimmick, but it works on its own terms. And it's a sweet irony, considering AC/DC's music has always been macho, swaggering boys' anthems. So what happens when you put an army of Lilith Fair-ready female artists to these tunes? Something pretty good, actually. In fact, the best track on here is the opener, Sunny Hodge's unbelievably sweet, feminine "Hells Bells". The original, with its spare, ominous electric guitar riff and slow grinding groove, is the last song I'd expected to work in this context, but Hodge turns the riff into an almost primitive-blues acoustic riff while her thin, sweet voice turns the cock-rock lyrics into something so bizarre, you just have to grin. Single-name artist Patty does a good job turning "Highway to Hell" into a country-rock busking tune (I've sung that song with this arrangement, myself), and Leslie King is also great on "You Shook Me All Night Long". "Back in Black", though, suffers from cover artist Reyo Bikkin's inability to hit those Brian Johnson high notes on the chorus, rendering those feral "Back in black!" hooks rather flaccid. Strange and weirdly interesting. My big gripe is that, excluding the two "bonus tracks" ending the disc ("Highway to Hell" and "For Those about to Rock"), they did every song off the Back in Black album, thus rendering the song selection very limited. Imagined if they'd had someone do "Rising Power", "Thunderstruck" or "Let There Be Rock" with an acoustic guitar and female vocals! Review written by D. Mok, is available on amazon.com --- Check out the other tracks. 1. Hells Bells - Sunny Hodge 2. Shoot To Thrill - Marmalade 3. What Do You Do For Money Honey - Nikki Boyer 4. Given The Dog A Bone - My Sister Amazing 5. Let Me Put My Love Into You - Erin Alden 6. Back In Black - Reyo Bikkin 7. You Shook Me All Night Long - Leslie King 8. Have A Drink On Me - Kerstin Wiberg 9. Shake A Leg - Kate Higgins 10. Rock And Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - Roxanne Morentern 11. Highway To Hell - Patty 12. For Those About To Rock (We Salute You) - Jessica Will

Author: janaflau
Keywords: have drink on me acoustic ac/dc tribute backed in black kerstin wiberg
Added: December 29, 2008