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Me with my "mulleted friend".

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Dog the Bounty Hunter was at Heritage Square in Golden, Colorado with his family, and we were there for LeeAndra's cousin's birthday party.

Heritage Square is a pretty neat little Old-West style amusment park with good kiddie rides, sweet alpine slides, and a touristy main-street shopping area.

I am not a fan, to say the least, of this douchebag. Wikipedia him or "Duane Chapman", and you will see why. Find "Dog the Bounty Hunter Racist rant" on YouTube to hear this peach of a human in action. If you are a fan of his show, there is a lowest common denominator at work. According to Wikipedia, he is a murderer, an armed robber, and a former gang member. According to me and anyone with common sense, he is a racist, an attention whore, and a douche.

The rumor spread like wildfire that he was somewhere in the park. Damn, but I didn't have my real camera, because we were just there for my girlfriend's little cousin's birthday, and I hadn't wanted to take the chance of smashing it on the alpine slide.

An hour or so went by, and I was on the way past some rides to find a bathroom, and here he comes, in all his mulleted glory. I will admit, I was transfixed by that vision, and almost wasn't able to call my girlfriend to sprint to my location with her cell phone with the better camera in it.

I tried to keep my giddiness on the down-low, and was turned towards a fence with my hand cupped over the phone whispering as loudly as I could for her to hurry the fuck up and get over here before OH GOD HE JUST BRUSHED PAST ME IN THE CROWD AND TOUCHED MY ELBOW SWEET LORD THAT THING IS MAGNIFICENT IT MUST HAVE MYSTICAL POWERS WHY AM I CRYING OH ARE THOSE THE FEATHERS OF AN ANGEL WILL ANYONE BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED WHERE IS THAT DAMN CAMERA PHONE THERE SHE IS WHY ISN'T SHE RUNNING WHY ISN'T SHE CRYING CAN'T SHE SEE HIM OR IS THE LIGHT TOO BRILLIANT.....

So we catch up to him, and it turns out the dude is a kid and white-trash magnet, and my girlfriend's little cousin is in the crowd getting an autograph. I thus see my opportunity, and have her snap me in a Colbert-like pose with Dog's mullet while his back is turned. Now I have this picture with my mulleted friend.

To really paint the picture for you, he was wearing that blue silky shirt with NO BUTTONS BUTTONED and a giant gold medallion swinging across a forest of chest hair. He had tanned, leathery skin and the look of a man who has lived a life full of regret. He had a southwestern-style black leather pouch of some kind with chrome conchos and silver tassles dangling from it next to a turquoise (I think) belt buckle. I'll feel bad if that pouch was actually an insulin pump, or something, but I bet it was a big-ass can of pepper spray or maybe some sweet magical nun-chucka for use in the art of Kara-te'. And tight black jeans. And, oh yes, the rumor spread like wildfire in the restaurant that they had seen his wife somewhere, too, in all her boob-zilla-ness.

Ends up the dude is there with his family, and seemed really nice to his fans. I didn't notice any African-Americans among the autograph seekers, though. I heard him tell a few people that he would be happy to take pictures and do autographs, but just for the kids. He must have kissed hands and shaken babies for a half hour, and finally got a picnic table in the restaurant down the row from us, and just enjoyed the quiet time for a bit with his kids.

Talk about a brush with greatness. This was better than the time that I was giving first aid to some unconscious guy on the ground in front of a restaurant, and almost used a fur coat that was offered by a woman and her husband in the crowd to keep the dude warm as he lay bleeding on the ice. Turns out the husband standing over me was a prominent local news anchor, and I looked up and called him by the wrong name, specifically that of an anchor from a competing station. Here's how that exchange went: "Thanks, ma'am, but we've got another coat here and I don't want to get any blood on your fur coat...(I look up)...Wow, you're Ed Sardella." "No, actually I'm Ward Lucas." I didn't get a picture of that, and Ward Lucas sure didn't have a magical mullet like Dog's...Actually, that was much better, because Ward Lucas was really cool and a not a racist douche, and the Chinese restaurant gave me and my buddy free dessert because we "save man life!"

Talk about mad photoshop skills! Thanks to LeeAndra for that suggestion. As she was drifting off to sleep last night, and I was giggling after getting this thing uploaded, she blurts out "You should have a shirt on that says I'm With Douche". Hahahahahahhahahhaha. She is so funny.

Fucking racist douche.

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Duane "Dog" Chapman with one of his 12 children.

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Duane "Dog" Chapman and wife #5, Beth during filming of an A&E "Dog The Bounty Hunter" episode.

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Duane "Dog" Chapman's boots

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A&E "Dog The Bounty Hunter" has resumed filming episodes after ........ well you know the blunder.

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